Daily Archives: September 6, 2021

The Secret Life of Walter Mitty (2013)

*. This movie is based on a famous story by James Thurber that was published in 1939. I say famous, but while I think a lot of people have heard of it and know what it’s about it (an everyday man who likes to daydream about being a hero), few have actually read it. It had previously been made into a movie in 1947 starring Danny Kaye, which I think even fewer people today have seen. Which does make you wonder what the draw was for doing it again now.
*. I think the people making it had much the same question in the back of their heads, at it was a project that spent nearly 15 years in development hell, with various stars, writers, and directors attached to it. At the time Ben Stiller was a hot property so in 2013 it was his turn, to both star and direct.
*. The results are dismal. This is another movie where a load of money and talent was thrown up on the screen with almost nothing to show for it. As I’ve pointed out in some of my other notes (It’s a Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad World and Get Smart), there’s something about going big in comedy that rarely pays off. The budget starts to work against you, and you end up with scenes that look like they cost a lot of money but which aren’t funny at all. What’s funny about Walter swimming with sharks? Or getting in a superhero-style fight with Ted over a Stretch Armstrong doll? Those scenes must have cost a fortune to shoot, but they’re worthless.
*. Not that there’s anything funny going on in the quieter moments either. The plot is stupid, and it’s all set in motion by some mistake that doesn’t make any sense in the first place. Why wouldn’t Walter just say the 25th frame from the roll of film was missing? Why would he be blamed for that?
*. Instead he has to go visiting Greenland and Iceland so we can see some expensive locations and watch a volcano erupt, etc., with lots of useless musical interludes thrown in. What kid would trade his skateboard for a Stretch Armstrong doll? That’s dumb. And the only reason for it is . . . so that we can see Walter riding a skateboard into town. Wasn’t that fun? Not really.
*. I think Ben Stiller is a very funny guy. At least he’s done some really funny stuff in the past. He doesn’t even have the chance to be funny here. And he’s still given way more to work with than poor Kristen Wiig, an actor who needs to spend some more time thinking about the roles she’s accepting. Adam Scott steals the show when he’s allowed to. Patton Oswalt is a character so unreal I wasn’t sure if he was supposed to be an imaginary friend. Shirley MacLaine and Sean Penn show up and have nothing to add, which is too bad because I thought Penn might have been really interesting. But the script is awful. Aside from just jerking us from one splashy set-piece to another nobody has anything to say.
*. There is the usual moral lesson about living life to the fullest. Or something along those lines. Unlike Thurber’s story, the dreams become reality and Walter becomes an actual hero and gets the girl and the cover photo and all the rest of it. Instead of a character study with all sorts of complex angles to explore it settles for being a big-budget rom-com that’s a total waste of time.